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Ten rape prevention tips:

1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks.

2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.

3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.

4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her.

5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her.

6. Never creep into a woman’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her.

7. Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.

8. Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times.

9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you.

10. Don’t forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don’t pretend that you are interested in her as a person; tell her straight up that you expect to be raping her later. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her.

Rape prevention tips

Posted by Leigh Hofheimer under Prevention

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This is fucking brilliant. Holy shit.

(Source: esmre)

planetary-gogo:

i-smell-sex-and-coffee:

eluting:

i wish i had my own apartment so i could make food at two in the morning and dance around in my underwear

funny how once you get your own apartment this is actually exactly what happens

And then you cry over the responsibility of living on your own.

I don’t have my own apartment and I still dance around in my underwear. Because not one fuck is given. Literally. Please.

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deusteproteja:

F+ http://deusteproteja.tumblr.com/

How incredibly pretty. I wonder how long it would take me to draw something like this.

deusteproteja:

F+ http://deusteproteja.tumblr.com/

How incredibly pretty. I wonder how long it would take me to draw something like this.

Anonymous asked
does sex hurt more if you've never masturbated before?

clojury:

allthatandasideoftom:

uoa:

life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated 

Can I get an amen from my slores… smittentomkitten laterovaries larouau12 jossisgod jossmayfair beachgrl76 ophelia-tagloff clojury anonanonfrances angelica-aswald…et al

Not even connected in that respect, but I would say that I think it could make sex a more pleasurable experience for you if it’s your first time, heightening the sensations for you…

LIFE HURTS MORE IF YOU’VE NEVER MASTURBATED.